"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
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I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong
I married a trans woman.
Have and would again :-)
I am! :3
As a trans person with multiple partners I refute your teacher’s fallacy.
The number of notes here make me so happy :)
Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better
too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds
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and that is when i realized
Joffrey Baratheon and Justin Bieber have the same initials
#his time will come
TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police